They Call Him Santa Claus
- Misplaced Comedy -Grabo

This aint just any day... - This is Christmas EVE!

As the elves wake him from his long Winter's Nap...
They say It's That Time of year
He grabs his sack & loads his over worked sleigh
Dressed in Red he was
loading more toys he was

He knows it time to work cuz it's Christmas Eve
The Mrs hooks him up with a thermos & cookies
Everyone's excited cuz it happen once a year
Up Up in the air he went
Pulled by 8 tiny reindeer

They call
He'll come down your chimney
they call
put stuff in your stockings
They call
he'll put presents under the tree!!!
He'll snag all your milk and cookies, baby
Jump on his Sleigh and be gone!
The Kids - all call him Santa Claus.
The Kids - all call him Santa Claus.

Yeah Chris Cringle's got a super cool Gig
and lives with tons of elves in a real big place
All year long they work at making more and more toys
Dolls, wagons, and Train sets
Computers, Playstation, nintendo DS

When he's done giving presents out to the world
making people happy, all the boys and the girls
He'll head back to the north poll for a long winters nap
Cuz he's gonna need his rest to...
...Do it again this time next year

They call
He'll come down your chimney
they call
put stuff in your stockings
They call
he'll put presents under your tree!!!
He'll snag all your milk and cookies, baby
Jump on his Sleigh and be gone!
The Kids - all call him Santa Claus.
The Kids - all call him Santa Claus.

ho ho ho... They call him Santa Claus...
ho ho ho!.. They call him Santa Claus...

(interlude - w/ various elves speaking etc)

He'll land his sleigh up on top the roof
Pick up after the reindeer if they take a poop!
Then move on to the next house, make another drop
Puts a fat finger on his nose
Up the chimney, there he goes

They call
He'll come down your chimney
they call
He'll put stuff in your stockings
They call
he puts presents under your tree!!!
He'll do his business all night long, baby
Jump on his Sleigh and be gone!
The Girls - all call him Santa Claus.
The World - all call him Santa Claus.

ho ho ho... They call him Santa Claus...
ho ho ho!.. They call him Santa Claus...