Misplaced Holidays, by The Misplaced Comedy Group

Misplaced Holidays

by The Misplaced Comedy Group

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1.	Holidays Intro 00:08		buy track
2.	Santa (A Love Story) 04:34	info	buy track
3.	I'm So Damn High 02:31	lyrics	buy track
Oh, My God I'm so damn high Smoking with a big blue bong Let's go roll another spliff Listening to Pink Floyd songs Munchies (Bring me more cookie dough) Munchies (Bring me more cookie dough) Holy Crap, I have to pee Why did I drink this much beer Got into the club for free Driving home I have to fear Munchies (Bring me more cookie dough) Munchies (Bring me more cookie dough) What great colors do I see This acid was really strong Breathing skin and itchy teeth Hope it doesn't last that long Munchies (Bring me more cookie dough) Munchies (Bring me more cookie dough) I wish I could just get laid Too fucked up to get it stiff This whole party's really lame So let's smoke another spliff, dude Munchies (Bring me more cookie dough) Munchies (Bring me more cookie dough)
4.	Ralpo! ...In a Can! 00:51	info	buy track
5.	We 3 Kings 01:03		buy track
6.	Internet Tabloid News - Santa's Elves 00:43		buy track
7.	Long Haired Country Elf 03:17	info	buy track
8.	Gay Grandpa - Holidays 02:51	info	buy track
9.	Grandpa Stuffed His Turkey 02:14	info	buy track
10.	Street Elf Harassment 00:27	info	buy track
11.	Homeless Man (Featuring: The Bunkers) 02:12	info	buy track
12.	Elderly Superfolks - Holiday Edition 04:06	info	buy track
13.	Mattress Tag 01:18		buy track
14.	Street Elf Harassment 2 00:50	info	buy track
15.	Hiding From The Reposession Man 02:15	lyrics	buy track
Phones may ring, But I ain't listenin I'm gettin' calls, cuz payment's missin I crawl on my floor, I lock all my doors I'm hiding from the Repossession Man As I pray for some good luck, Parked out front is a tow truck I duck and I hide, each time he goes by I'm hiding from the repossession man Well, he can't take my car if there's a fence up I can pass the trespassing on he... But he'll be out there til I wake up He'll have to take the car without the keys Two months from now, my tag expires I could use a couple tires A fence in his way, At home I will stay I'm hiding from the repossession man (Spoken Word) "Hey Phil, where's yer truck?" "Where's my truck!?... What about yer house!" "MY HOUSE!!.. what are you talkin' bout.. WHERE'S MY HOUSE!... There's nothin' there but cinder blocks... What happened to my house... and I just bought new furniture from Rent-A-Center... shit." Well, he can't take my car if there's a fence up I can pass the trespassing on he... But he'll be out there til I wake up He's taking it despite my begging pleas I'll be watchin' as he's sleepin, I'll make a run and drive off beepin I'll laugh on my way, I'll get one more day I'm hiding from the repossession man
16.	This Week At Cinema 5 - Holidays 01:06		buy track
17.	Blue Balls For Christmas 02:26	info	buy track
18.	Jethro's Trees 00:42		buy track
19.	Rockin' Around The Kosher Tree 02:19		buy track
20.	Wee Wee Chu 01:31		buy track
21.	12 Days of The Olympics 03:47		buy track
22.	The Mafia Before Christmas 01:34	info	buy track
23.	Ted Koppel Wears A Hairpiece 01:04	info	buy track
24.	I Saw Mommy... 01:43	info	buy track

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Misplaced Comedy Group's 1st Holiday CD.

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released October 15, 2004

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The Misplaced Comedy Group North Port, Florida

Noted as "The #1 Internet comedy troupe" by mp3.com. Listed as one of "The Best Emerging Artists" in American Idol Magazine (vol.3 Issue 2). The MCG have been aired throughout Morning Radio in over 3 Continents... and continue to produce more Misplaced Humor to the masses. ... more