Santa Bashing

from Another Elfin' Holiday by The Misplaced Comedy Group

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lyrics

Ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho

(all the elves were) Santa bashing
they gave him a bunch of lashings
he'll never take them lightly
his bruises were quite unsightly

they were creepy little elves (7) from chilly christmastown (6-7)
they were all wearing green tights - they were anti-Semites
Each year when work was done - they're laid off like dirty Bums
Instead of a union strike - decided to take back & fight.

All the Elves were Santa Bashing
They sent the reindeer packing
While they were stuffing stockings
They gave him a good cold-cocking

Anarchy's an ancient eleven art - and they all knew their part…
They got caught banging the misses - Santa gave them coal for Christmas
Then they all had a meeting - to give the big boss a beating...
They wanted to have some fun - Instead they got Santa on the run…

All the Elves were Santa bashing
they gave him 15 lashings
Things got a little bit messy
When (they gave him an) Atomic Wedgie!!

Ho Ho Ho Hooooo (x4)

All the Elves were Santa bashing
The workshop scene was thrashing
All the toys that they were stashing
Got Sold on Ebay for cashing…

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from Another Elfin' Holiday, released November 5, 2015

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The Misplaced Comedy Group North Port, Florida

Noted as "The #1 Internet comedy troupe" by mp3.com. Listed as one of "The Best Emerging Artists" in American Idol Magazine (vol.3 Issue 2). The MCG have been aired throughout Morning Radio in over 3 Continents... and continue to produce more Misplaced Humor to the masses. ... more