O' Holy Crap

from Another Elfin' Holiday by The Misplaced Comedy Group

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lyrics

Oh, Holy Crap – My butthole's bleeding
I got the runs and don’t know what it’s from.

Ohh Holy Crap - It's throbbing and a bobbing
from all the goo and water that was poo...

It could be from Chinese food that I ate yesterday
Or the large Stromboli I got at Nick’s Café

But now… I sit alone, avoiding all the people that may hear the blasts… from my ass, in the men’s room.

Ohh no…. there's no toilet paper - now I have to use my socks….

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from Another Elfin' Holiday, released November 5, 2015

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The Misplaced Comedy Group North Port, Florida

Noted as "The #1 Internet comedy troupe" by mp3.com. Listed as one of "The Best Emerging Artists" in American Idol Magazine (vol.3 Issue 2). The MCG have been aired throughout Morning Radio in over 3 Continents... and continue to produce more Misplaced Humor to the masses. ... more