Doris & Irving in the nursing home sing this Christmas Holiday Classic.
lyrics
D: Stop lifting my skirt,
M: Doris I want to get laid,
D: We're older than dirt,
M: Eighty years to the day...
D: Let's go to the buffet,
M: How bout a Christmas lay,
D: Your not very nice,
M: Let me hold your tits, they're just like ice...
D: The nursing home will start to worry,
M: Doris what's your hurry,
D: My doctor will be pacing the floor,
M: Can't hold it back anymore...
D: You need to get off my back,
M: Please fondle my sack,
D: Just one Metamucil more,
M: Put on lacy depends while I pour...
D: Be good it's Christmas day,
M: Back to my place and play,
D: Don't put a roofy in my drink,
M: That might work I think...
D: I wish I knew how,
M: My sexy cow,
D: To break this spell,
M: Take your cane, your legs look how they swell...
D: I ought to say no, no, no sir,
M: Move oxygen so I'm closer,
D: At least I'm honored that you tried,
M: My hard on I think just died...
Doris: I really can't stay,
Both: Ah, but don't hurt my pride.
(Break)
D: You think you are slick,
M: Please touch my dick,
D: Hold on where you pee,
M: Doris do this for me...
D: Your a dirty old man,
M: Put my dick in your hand,
D: Oh my God really,
M: Doris please have some pity...
D: That lump in your pants looks suspicious,
M: Your dry lips look delicious,
D: I really need to head for the door,
M: Let's do it here on the floor...
D: Why today are you so sexual,
M: My hard-on is perpetual,
D: I just don't understand,
M: May I borrow your hand...
D: I've got to get home,
M: Baby I don't want to roam,
D: Can't do this anymore,
M: Don't want an old whore,...
D: This date's been really grand,
M: Not what I had planned,
D: But don't you see,
M: Is your cup size a double D...
D: Let's stop all this nasty talk,
M: Hold hands and go for a walk,
D: I'd like to see you again,
M: Hot Mama just tell me when...
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