FLEAS ON MY KNOB
-Grabo / Misplaced Comedy

Fleas on my knob
Got fleas on my knob
Got fleas on my knob - musta got too close to my dog…

Fleas on my knob
it's starting to throb
these fleas on my knob are starting to make me cry and sob

I'm gonna have a very itchy Christmas
so far it's been a really twitchy Christmas
and now I'm gonna have scratch this rash - that has moved to my balls!

It's gonna be a very Itchy Christmas
I try to catch them but they're near misses
the burn brings me to reminisce - of the girls in - my college dorm…

Fleas on my knob
now moved to my crotch
The sting from their chomps - inflamed my nuts as I began to rub…

Ahh hah!

They pinch, prick and gob
and munch on my kabob
It may sound macabre, but there's now sores on my thingamabob

I'm gonna have a very itchy Christmas
I tried Lemon Juice, but it burned my britches
I took a cold shower - it didn't work - but it shriveled - up my cock…

This is such a very itchy Christmas
I need relief from this irritating business
This is gotten so bad, that I even had, to call off - from my job…

These fleas on my knob
they hop all around
they're now everywhere - that I look - around my house

I went to the mall
to get some bug bombs
I set them off now my house smells like sweaty underarms

I don't want another itchy Christmas
The scratch marks now has my girlfriend pissed
I just coughed and I think one just jumped up and landed in my mouth

This has been a very Itchy Christmas
I cleaned my house and washed all my dishes
I Shaved my dog and my bod - while power washing - all of my rugs

I jumped in the tub
filled with spa mud
with hopes to cleanse my pores while getting rid of all the crud